Birds Aren’t Real

Pale Ale

We’ve been lied to all of our lives. The millions of flying feathered fecal bombers that we know as “birds,” aren’t real – they are Biologically Invented Recording Devices. Wake up from the lie and join the movement by trying this taste of our tell-it-like-it-is brew. Brimming with classic pine, fresh citrus, and juicy hop flavors, this straightforward hazy pale ale delivers a dose of reality that few truly know. A fragrant medley of hops diffuses into an aromatic potpourri of dank coniferous forest and citrus groves. MK ultra hazy with a smooth finish, Birds Aren’t Real will help you unplug from the matrix. Don’t be fooled the next time you spot some chunky sludge dripping down your freshly washed car. That’s no accident; it’s fowl play.